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Now I want a goat.

Discussion in 'Banter' started by the_amber_trap, 31 Jul 2012.

  1. the_amber_trap

    the_amber_trap Calm down so I can be the angry one. Staff Member

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  2. Morganathon

    Morganathon He Who Likes Trains

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    They constantly sound like they're laughing. It's a bit creepy in my opinion...
     
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  3. Tedx68racing

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    Cleaning up dog poo is bad enough, Thanks.
     
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  4. the_amber_trap

    the_amber_trap Calm down so I can be the angry one. Staff Member

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    But did you see that flip/twist/spin/whatever at the end? HILARIOUS.
     
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  5. Morganathon

    Morganathon He Who Likes Trains

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    He's a pretty awesome goat. Honey badgers are a lot better though.
     
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  6. the_amber_trap

    the_amber_trap Calm down so I can be the angry one. Staff Member

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    I get the feeling that honey badger wouldn't care about me that much. I'd much prefer a pet that would return my affection.
     
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  7. Morganathon

    Morganathon He Who Likes Trains

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    But... the look at the honey badger! I think he's pretty badass!
     
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  8. the_amber_trap

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    So are lots of ferocious animals that would rather maul me than cavort for my giddy pleasure.
     
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  9. Axelmotley

    Axelmotley The Dementor Staff Member

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    I used to have a goat. XD
     
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  10. Tedx68racing

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    Then I ate him. :)
     
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  11. Morganathon

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    But then you took an arrow to the knee? Poor axel D:
     
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  12. Tedx68racing

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    NO MORE ARROW TO THE KNEE JOKES. EVER.

     
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    Miralynn Kitten with Claws VIP RAINBRO

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    Did you know that when a male wants to sell himself off to the ladies he'll scent his beard with his own piss? Its quite ingenious really, especially when you're the one brushing that shit out later.
     
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  14. fearsomegenie

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    I have now decided to watch all future videos with an animated gif of a gleeful frenchman underneath.

    Also, I'm with Ted on the poo thing, but there is a viable workaround: when I crave animal companionship I hang out with my friends who have pets. It's great, I play with the puppies while the owner takes the moment of respite to scoop feces.

    Now... to find someone in the local area who owns baby goats...
     
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  15. StarScore

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    Tedx86 used to love knee jokes, then he took an arrow to the knee
     
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  16. ScarTheCatThing

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    My eyes have seen everything.
     
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  17. Tedx68racing

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    . . . . . . . . . . Don't make me sick the flying monkies on you.
     
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  18. Morganathon

    Morganathon He Who Likes Trains

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    Don't make me shoot an arrow into your knee.
     
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  19. StarScore

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    take the other knee.^^
     
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  20. Miralynn

    Miralynn Kitten with Claws VIP RAINBRO

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    Oh honneyy...

    I have a surprise just for you in the bedroom... <3

    [​IMG]
     
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