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The Three word story.

Discussion in 'Banter' started by Krigekongen, 14 Mar 2012.

  1. Krigekongen

    Krigekongen Build Team Member VIP

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    This game is really simple. You follow up on the last post before you with 3 words.

    I'll start.

    The story so far:
    There was once a wild moose who was very anemic, constantly fainting he liked to drin russian vodka and pass-out in his friends house However, one day after a particulary heavy drinking binge he found out he was a domesticated friendly moose so he decided to get mad and get even. Then, after some heavy drinking binge he subsequently died. Some pornstar midgets but was reborn under the guise of a banker-moose who ate cheese made by mice. Found that there wasn't a lot of sesquipedalian spoken by the rabid Chinese monkeys infected with pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis which was intensified by licking lamposts all covered in egg and bacon. The animals got a few diseases from having unprotected rock throwing fights. This led to a rebel uprising led by the porn star midgets of Glasgow University. The moose was in a slightly ostentatious rendition of Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, which of course was better than heavy drinking binges and eating cheese. The moose then got bored of his conspiring neighbours after they secretly bought garden gnomes.

    There was once
     
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  2. Bankercat3

    Bankercat3 Master Banker

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    A wild moose
     
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  3. jkerr

    jkerr Builder, hermit VIP RAINBRO Ancient

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    Who was very
     
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  4. the_amber_trap

    the_amber_trap Calm down so I can be the angry one. Staff Member

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    anemic, constantly fainting
     
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    he liked to
     
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  6. VladTheImposter

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    drink Russian Vodka
     
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  7. Vork Moin

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    and pass-out in

    (lets say pass-out is one word)
     
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  8. VladTheImposter

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    his friend's house
     
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  9. Sushimitzu

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    However, one day
     
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  10. jkerr

    jkerr Builder, hermit VIP RAINBRO Ancient

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    After a particularly
     
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  11. Bankercat3

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    Heavy drinking binge
     
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  12. Tootitbootit

    Tootitbootit The flying Dutchman! RAINBRO

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    he found out
     
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    he was a
     
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  14. Bankercat3

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    Domesticated friendly moose
     
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  15. jkerr

    jkerr Builder, hermit VIP RAINBRO Ancient

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    So he decided
     
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  16. Vork Moin

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    TO GET MAD
     
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  17. the_amber_trap

    the_amber_trap Calm down so I can be the angry one. Staff Member

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    and get even.
     
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  18. Tootitbootit

    Tootitbootit The flying Dutchman! RAINBRO

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    Then, after some (I think Amber stopped the first sentence there..)
     
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    heavy drinking binge
     
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  20. pongolongo

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    he subsequently died.
     
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